Y’know what would be an epic/absurd showdown? Godzilla, wearing a giant Iron Man armor playing off against a fleet of Transformers who turn into various Star Wars spaceships such as X-Wings, TIE Fighters, the Ghost, the Millennium Falcon, etc. This just randomly popped into my mind for no reason and I haven’t been able to trace the source. I think it’s probably because a lot of crazy things happen in my mind, like this interesting theory I came up with about a year ago. In the video game Super Mario Sunshine, the iconic character known as Bowser Jr. makes his debut. Bowser Jr.’s father, Bowser, tells Bowser Jr. that Princess Peach is Bowser Jr.’s mom. This I find very odd because a human and a Koopa monster did not make that. At the end of the game, Bowser confesses to Jr. and tells him that he made up the whole thing about Peach being his mother and that it was just him lying to make Bowser Jr. help him fight Mario. A friend of mine told me about all these rumors circulating the web about who Bowser Jr.’s real mom is, and I came up with a theory of my own. In Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, the second to last boss is a blue version of Bowser that you can play as in Super Smash Bros. by scrolling to Bowser’s eighth color. Everyone thinks that the blue Bowser is either a clone or a body double, but I think it’s Bowser’s wife and Bowser Jr.’s real mother. I know you all probably think that the blue Bowser is a male, but how do you know? We’ve never seen what a female Bowser would look like. They could be one of those species where you can’t tell the difference between genders when you aren’t one of them. Most animals are like that. The reason I think this theory makes sense is because this could be what Bowser’s whole grudge against Mario is about. Bowser’s probably just angry about losing his wife and that’s why he’s always trying to steal Peach from Mario. One thing that doesn’t make sense is why he lied to Bowser Jr. about Peach being his mother. If he just told him the truth, that would’ve gotten him to hate Mario. Even though my theory has its flaws, I still think it makes sense. But remember, It’s your opinion that matters. Tell us what you think of my theory by filling out the contact page on our website.
-Stay geeky, Jack Higgins